I don't wear makeup...ever. When I was 37 two things happened that made me decide I just didn't want to wear it anymore. I had to switch from contacts back to glasses and I got an extremely bad sunburn. The glasses just made me feel like you couldn't see my eyes (my best feature, I think) so what was the point and when I had the sunburn I couldn't wear it anyway. I had never really enjoyed wearing makeup so at that point I just decided it didn't matter anyway. I'm ok with no makeup and I don't really care if anyone else thinks I should wear it. I'm independent that way. But...
My daughter is getting married on Saturday. Events like this only happen once. Pictures will be taken. I don't want her to look at her pictures years from now and think...wow, Mom looked really bad. Not that she would, because she's not like that. But, I don't want to be the washed out one in all the pictures. I'm already the lightest one in my family. If I don't do something, I'll just be Casper the Ghost standing next to all those Malibu Barbies and Kens. Also, several years ago, I acquired rosacea...a lovely little skin condition that leaves your nose and cheeks red. It makes you look like you've had a few too many...all the time. So I'd be drunk Casper to boot. No one needs that in their pictures.
So...in order to even out my skin tone and not appear dead in the pictures, I bought makeup for the first time in 18 years. Today I did a practice run with said makeup. Here is what I learned:
Plucking gray eyebrow hairs is not fun. Plucking is another thing I don't do anymore...don't judge...at this age I don't have many left and you can't see the dang things anyway. But in order to wear eyebrow pencil...one must pluck the brows. Trying to twist and turn so the light would catch the silvery ones so that I could then pluck them...well, that probably would have made a good home video...thank goodness no one else was home.
Applying makeup with a sponge is not as easy as Carmindy on What Not To Wear makes it seem. Never used the sponge before...it was interesting to say the least. We will think about this little task an re-evaluate later.
The medicine I use for my rosacea also dries out my skin considerably so the makeup didn't look so hot over the dry skin...don't know what to do about that one...any ideas? I'm not that keen on looking flakier than I already am.
I hated the way it felt on my skin and could not wait to wash it off...which is going to make my time sitting in the 90 degree weather on Saturday just peachy. But I will do it...for the sake of my fellow wedding attendees...and pictures.
And all of this just goes to prove the lengths you will go to for your children...even when they are adults.
Wish me luck with the making up on Saturday...I need all the positive juju I can get.
Despite the great makeup debacle of 2013...I am beyond excited for this wedding and can't wait for the day to finally arrive. I will be back next week, sans makeup, to tell you all about it.
Have a great week everyone!