Quotation Tuesday - The Evening Edition

So here it is Tuesday evening and I'm just now getting to the quotation post.  I needed some levity today so I'm giving you a few lighthearted quotes.  Nothing heavy to think about...just something to make you smile.  Enjoy!

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

~Bill Cosby~

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. 

~George Burns~

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

~Lily Tomlin~